They Started It Shirt
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£23.00
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In your defence, they started it.
For the gardener locked in quiet, unwinnable war. You've done nothing wrong. You planted, you nurtured, you turned your back for one evening, and the slugs made their move. This shirt is your official statement. No further questions.
The details:
100% ring-spun cotton (Sport Grey is 90/10 cotton/poly; heather colours are 65/35 poly/cotton)
Mid-weight 4.5 oz/yd² — proper t-shirt, not tissue paper
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping and double-stitched neckline and sleeves, so it survives the wash
Quarter-turned so there's no crease down the middle
Ethically sourced blanks
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
They Started It Shirt
£23.00
For the gardener locked in quiet, unwinnable war. You've done nothing wrong. You planted, you nurtured, you turned your back for one evening, and the slugs made their move. This shirt is your official statement. No further questions.
The details:
100% ring-spun cotton (Sport Grey is 90/10 cotton/poly; heather colours are 65/35 poly/cotton)
Mid-weight 4.5 oz/yd² — proper t-shirt, not tissue paper
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping and double-stitched neckline and sleeves, so it survives the wash
Quarter-turned so there's no crease down the middle
Ethically sourced blanks
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.